A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,***
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have
a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then
asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."
"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small --
what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for
her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo? -- I've got Windows?"
"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have
a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then
asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."
"Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small --
what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for
her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo? -- I've got Windows?"
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