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    Blonds & Salsmen

    Post  Junkaroo on Sat 2 Dec 2017 - 12:07

    A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,***
    "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."


    The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink
    curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have
    a hard time choosing.


    Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then
    asks what size curtains she needs.


    The blonde promptly replies, "Seventeen inches."


    "Seventeen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small --
    what room are they for?"


    The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for
    her computer monitor.


    The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"


    The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo? -- I've got Windows?"


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